Wednesday
04Nov2009
Top 10 Ways to get Vaccinated
Wednesday, November 4, 2009 at 12:14AM Minister Ron Liepert has been a bit conflicted in his messaging on the H1N1 Vaccine. But don't think for a second he doesn't have a plan. I have uncovered a secret memo of who he would like to see rewarded:
Top Ten Ron Liepert positions on the H1N1 Vaccine
- Alberta will privatize vaccine delivery at liquor stores and 7-11’s
- If you kill a vampire with your bare hands, you will be eligible for a vaccine in the 2nd quarter of 2010
- For each paid copy of Windows 7, comes a voucher for the vaccine. Take that Mac.
- I’ll trade one free vaccine for any invite to Google Wave
- In the spirit of equality, Edmonton’s only real professional sports team, the Lacrosse Rush, get vaccinated.
- An innovative P3 emerges with Pizza 73. Pizza, Wings and Vaccine for $19.99
- My first 100 followers on Twitter are instantly vaccinated
- Seniors are NOT a priority for the vaccine. Except that guy from Shawshank Redemption. He’s cool.
- Ed Stelmach, anytime, anyplace. I owe you.
- The coolest moustache grown by Cabinet during Movember get’s one, for sure. Iris Evans included!
Of course this is a joke. But not unlike Minister Liepert's management of the H1N1 flu vaccination efforts in Alberta.
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Reader Comments (5)
Ironically enough, unlike much of what the PCs have been doing (and most of what the opposition has been proposing), Numbers 1, 6, and 8 are all sound government policy.
Careful, Iris knows where you sleep at night. And, good point about the sports team.
-Jerry
Curious as to why they are free. For the seasonal flue vaccine you had to pay $25.00 if you were not a high risk group member.
Clarence, I'm not high risk (kids are though) and didn't have to pay the $25 for the seasonal... afaik they were free this year, but I could be wrong - can anyone clarify?
They seemed to be free this year. I should have made it clearer in the previous post that I was referring to previous years.