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Wednesday
Nov042009

Top 10 Ways to get Vaccinated

Minister Ron Liepert has been a bit conflicted in his messaging on the H1N1 Vaccine. But don't think for a second he doesn't have a plan. I have uncovered a secret memo of who he would like to see rewarded:

Top Ten Ron Liepert positions on the H1N1 Vaccine

  1. Alberta will privatize vaccine delivery at liquor stores and 7-11’s
  2. If you kill a vampire with your bare hands, you will be eligible for a vaccine in the 2nd quarter of 2010
  3. For each paid copy of Windows 7, comes a voucher for the vaccine. Take that Mac.
  4. I’ll trade one free vaccine for any invite to Google Wave
  5. In the spirit of equality, Edmonton’s only real professional sports team, the Lacrosse Rush, get vaccinated.
  6. An innovative P3 emerges with Pizza 73. Pizza, Wings and Vaccine for $19.99
  7. My first 100 followers on Twitter are instantly vaccinated
  8. Seniors are NOT a priority for the vaccine. Except that guy from Shawshank Redemption. He’s cool.
  9. Ed Stelmach, anytime, anyplace. I owe you.
  10. The coolest moustache grown by Cabinet during Movember get’s one, for sure. Iris Evans included!

Of course this is a joke. But not unlike Minister Liepert's management of the H1N1 flu vaccination efforts in Alberta.